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"matthews,what are you doing here?"
"Mrs Squat said i was cheeky sir."
"and were you cheeky?"
"yes sir"
"didn't i see you last week?"
"yes sir"
"and what was that for?"
"being cheeky,sir"
"bend over"
WHACK WHACK
"have you learnt your lesson?"
"yes sir!"
and the next week...
"matthews,what are you doing here?"
"Mr Roberts said i was cheeky sir."
"didn't i see you last week?"
"yes sir"
"and what was that for?"
"being cheeky,sir"
"bend over"
WHACK WHACK
"have you learnt your lesson?"
"yes sir!"
I did learn something from all this.
I learnt that if you keep doing the same thing in life you keep getting the same results!